transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(via humorking)


laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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(via happiest)


hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(via oknope)


slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(via humorking)


the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

(via happiest)


(via mon-bel-reve)


(via joshpeck)


rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

(via happiest)


dreamofskins:

follow for more skins


australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

(via humorking)


whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

(via humorful)


listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯